BAMBI THE DEER AND THE NAKED MALE SUNBATHERS
A herd of deer lived in the Royal National Park on NSW's South Coast,
Bambi had grown up and went searching for a mate, must be one about,
By accident she came across what she though were two albino deers,
Checking them out, they looked ready as they had their stalkers dangling out.
Bambi put on her best smile and trotted down to introduce herself to them,
But they took off in a rush, heading for the bush very naked and bare,
She followed them thinking they may be looking for some privacy,
But alas because of the thick timber and scrub, she was unable to find them anywhere.
She stopped and said, perhaps I am not pretty enough or too hairy,
Although disappointed she continued her search for a mate,
Luckily she found a handsome buck, it was love at first sight,
But Bambi still has nightmares of the albinos with whom she didn't rate.
By Stuart Clarke
Stuart's new poetry book 'Riverina Rhymes' is available at Griffith News and Gifts and the Hillston Red Dust and Paddy Melons Gallery.
WILL NET-ZERO BE FLEXIBLE?
There has been a lot of media commentary, particularly from the left-leaning (and taxpayer funded) ABC about the National Party's reluctance to sign regional Australia up to a net zero emissions target by 2050.
However, history tells us the Nationals need to be very careful before they make such a commitment, amid concerns it will have negative impacts for those of us who work outside the nation's capital cities.
You only have to look at how we have been dudded by the Murray-Darling Basin Plan to have a good understanding of how city-based politics can get in the way of sound environmental management.
In this instance a 'plan' was developed, in the name of protecting our environment. However, in reality it had one core goal - to shore up environmental votes in South Australia and capital cities.
To achieve these goals there was 'modelling' undertaken to 'prove' that the Murray River and other parts of the basin were dying and needed massive 'environmental flows' to survive. As we now know, a lot of this modelling was false. Yet we get no changes to the plan despite vast initial promises that it would always be adaptive and flexible. As a consequence, communities have suffered - especially those in the Murray regions of NSW and Victoria which rely heavily on food and fibre production for their economic prosperity. Some in the National Party - eg. our previous and current Queensland-based water Ministers David Littleproud and Keith Pitt - are happy to toe the Liberal Party line, purely for political reasons, that this failing Basin Plan must be completed "in full and on time" despite its many failings.
Others whose political futures rely on retaining seats in affected areas want changes to the plan, but do not have the political pull to achieve it. And so, the communities which are suffering because of its shortcomings can 'whistle Dixie', because nothing will be done.
Will the same thing happen with promises around the 'net zero emissions' target?
Will the Liberal Party again con the Nationals into supporting a policy that is good for the city-based Liberals, but disastrous for regional Australia, amid promises that it will be 'flexible and adaptive' in the future, yet (like the Basin Plan) with no intention of having any flexibility if regional areas are seen to suffer? I suspect this will be the case.
So while it's fine for the highly paid commentators on 'our ABC' and other media to ridicule the National Party for its stance, its reluctance may well be due to the voter backlash it will suffer if regional Australia is again the sacrificial lamb for the Liberal Party's political future. Politicians have lied through their back teeth and left hard-working regional Australians hanging out to dry over the Basin Plan. Why would climate change policy be any different?